Fake Cheated

When you go out of your way to make your significant other, or a group of peers believe that you cheated on, or with someone.

Person 1-"I heard you and Person 5 got it on last night, aren't you with Person 4?
Person 2-"Nah, nothing happened I was just trying to make Person 4 jealous, so I called up Person 5 and made sure he was cool with it and we just gonna act like we did something"
Person 1-"so you fake cheated?"
Person 2-"yeah basically"

by RageQuitHunter May 6, 2018

Fake Bitorian

A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.

I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.

by Ferretboy June 12, 2011

Fake Obnoxious

When someone you know is acting in a manner that is jokingly irritating.

"Jack was being so fake obnoxious when he said that he was going to cry after he was replaced at the cool kids table."

by CB&ST November 9, 2013

Fake Prankster

Fake Prankster (n). Someone who won't go up to real strangers; who doesn't have balls....... and a bitch.

Bitch number one Fouseytube. Fouseytube you're the biggest bitch one Youtube you are cry-baby you had guts to say that 99% pranks are fake, yeah because 1% real is me you're the fucking fake one Fake Prankster

by Vacriel November 5, 2018

Wake and Fake

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017

Fake Wilding

Wilding out for no reason and looking dumb while you're doing it. This word is usually for women that are either crazy, dumb, dumb as hell or loud as hell.

Was you just fake wilding.

by Fake Wilding May 25, 2018