mailbox dog

tiny dog that yaps and tries to bite you and won't shut up. the idea is that any dog that can fit in a mailbox should be classified as a rodent. yapping is suggested in order to meet mailbox dog standards, but not required. see also puntable.

"that would be a fun bike ride if it wasn't for that f---ing mailbox dog at the end of it"

"yeah, that dog is such a puntable"

by angus bohanon July 1, 2006

whore dog

The male equivalent to "whore" or "slut" relating to the fact that dogs as species are non-manogamous and the males will eagerly lap at any passing bitch's vulva if it so suites him.

The Frenchman is the suave whore dog; the Spaniard is the religious whore dog; the Italian is the lazy whore dog; and the Greek is the sleazy whore dog.

by Janu Haru January 25, 2017

Saxon Dog

derogatory term for anglosaxon people often characterized by a heavy build and long brown wavy hair.

these dudes! they just showed up and burnt everything to hell and took all the women except helga and big betsy. these dudes were some saxon dogs!

by neb sicnarf January 22, 2008

whipping dog

A person or entity singled out for abuse or blame.

Said to an abusive spouse or partner, "I refuse to be your whipping dog any longer!"

by tinhen January 4, 2009

Grand-dogs

Baby boomers whose kids have pets instead of kids.

We are throwing a party for the grand-dogs.

by AustinAngel April 22, 2010

dog-washing

Dog-washing is a sexual position created and made famous by pornstar Tony Eveready. It involves the female laying on her back while vertically projecting her vagina and anus. Then placing both male testicules in the gaping asshole (post anal coitus) and "flipping" the penis to insert it into the vagina effectively creating an epic double-penetration maneuver while requiring only one male.

When Tony was looking to add some spice to his love life he decided to "freak his bitch out" by filling up her "snug asshole" with his "nuts". He was later heard saying "I'm goin' wash your dog..." and dog-washing was created.

by bitch-reviews.com September 8, 2008

pavlov's dog

In 1927, Ivan Pavlov experimented with his dog on the subject of psychological training--specifically conditional stimuli and response. He found that when he rang a bell each time before he fed his dog, the dog no longer salivated in response to the food, but to the bell.

A conditional response is when you're trained to respond to something such as Pavlov's bell, as opposed to using simply your reflexes.

by Trychta September 20, 2005