Amazon crab

A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside

"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."

by B agave G March 20, 2020

Crab walk

When girls are so thirsty and want to get laid they do the crab walk with their legs open waiting to get laid.

Hey look at that girl doing the crab walk, I think she wants it tonight from somebody.

by newenglandwx December 16, 2016

holy crab

An expression surprise or frustration. Better than "holy crap" and "holy shit".

Holy Crab! That's too much work.

by Ritacca February 14, 2023

Crab Shack Jobby

Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.

Dude, I gave her the night of her life! Crab shack jobby works every time.

by Rawhide Ry April 01, 2025

horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 April 17, 2016

Multi Crab

The best game for gaming nerds ever. If played, you risk death because others will kill you out of jealousy.

Holy Shit! You pre-ordered multi crab! Im so jealous!

by King Crabbers May 12, 2010

amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 06, 2022