christian devore

A very intelligent, sweet, caring and sarcastic male human being. He is also very attractive with beautiful eyes and long lushes eye lashes.

Christian DeVore is the best thing to every happen to me!

by Hahahahafacts May 29, 2019

Christian Parga

Christian Parga is a complicated human. He can be very negative/insecure at times and is not the best in relationships. He frequently blames his partner for causing problems and claims the solution is to just give up. He does not like when things get hard and when they do he does not like to fight. He is great at ghosting people and not caring about others feelings. He will treat you like a princess one day, then the next treat you like you don’t exist. He uses people and has a guilty conscience for it. He will tell you he’s not good enough for you when he knows he’s going to do something to hurt you. Don’t ever trust that he will fight for you, because most likely, he will leave you. Christian Parga is selfish, immature, and weak minded. He hurts people and forgets about it, and one day this will catch up to him...

Christian Parga can be your best friend one day and treat you like you don’t exist the next.

by Yourworldwithin August 7, 2019

Christian effect

Contact with a female cause them to fall in love. Can be instant or happen over a period of time. You can’t Fwm and not fall in love shawty, I do this shit.

I told you that you got the Christian Effect.

by H00DIE-_-Sol September 22, 2019

Christian Asylum

A term used when people of Christian faith go to after the time of retirement to live there years within the Holy Spirit.

My dad wanted to go to the Christian Asylum once he’s of age.

by PastorsRLife September 24, 2019

UD CHRISTIAN

A "UD Christian" is a Christian who obsesses over Jesus and how to come up with words, verses, or other Christian concepts to create unique and compelling words to share on Urban Dictionary. They are often inspired by the words of Jesus when he mentioned "the few.” They see Urban Dictionary as having a great Harvest for the kingdom of God as inspired by Jesus when he said in Matthew, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few." UD Christians are courageous and yet kind, loving, and compassionate, and are striving to do as Jesus said in Matthew 5:16, "Let your light so shine before men, that they see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven." They are compelled and driven by the love of Christ to be a light for the gospel of Jesus Christ.

Did you hear about the billionaire that came to know Jesus as the Lord of their life after reading the "UD Christian" definition of abiding in the word and then actually testing out the concept?

by stevenmusielski January 4, 2018

christian fletcher

The kind of guy to wear a "i'm on a boat" shirt in 2018. He plays basketball and clash royale. This piece of shit doesn't know what hes talking about. He is about 50% chad

Guy 1: do you see that guy vaping?
Guy 2: yeah he's a total Christian Fletcher

by Johnny Fruitlegs May 2, 2018

occasional christian

One who only goes to church sporadically, normally for special occasions.

John: Great Easter service, will you come back again next week?
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian

by Butt Hertz September 6, 2017