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Super soaker

Getting your butt hole aggressively fisted while reach around hammer stroking a veiny meat whistle to a climax of biblical proportions.
The air pressure that a super soaker creates can knock a blind folded midget carnie off a fence post from 200 meters
by themellonchef February 12, 2018
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super straight

means ur a fucking loser if u think that is a sexuality
john:hi tom
tom: hi john

john: my sexuality is super straight

tom: fuck off
by marythebestt January 30, 2022
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Super-Cunt

The most extreme of Cunts, derived from Cuntimous Maximous, it is the description of a person who you would murder 3 times over for the simple joy of ridding man-kind from this terrible human being. They reign superior over all other cunts, no cunt compares to the Super-Cunt. The Super-Cunt commits atrocities on the regular. They are usually a conservative.
(guy 1): Hey do you know that guy Doug? the one who drop kicked a baby, denies the Holocaust, and donates to the KKK?

(guy 2): Yeah, he's the reigning Super-Cunt.
by thelifeofnemo January 3, 2019
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super clingy

when your day has been just right and you start feeling chatty for your crush as the moon appears.
"hey, feel like a glass of wine on the balcony or a bavarian beer down at the river? I'm all goody moody and super clingy. like i could literally sit in your hair!"
by Krkič April 25, 2019
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Super Koyo

a) noun, a extraodinarily beautiful super-hero who needs no cape, just rock-climbing gear, yoga, and her sunny smile to kick the forces of evil's arses. This super-hero is known to do all things and everything, fueling her generous spirit and laughing at children habit with only diet coke and gluten and lactose free nutrition.

b) verb, to either: survive hell (take out the e, replace with and i) with a smile, to beat up large impostors named Stefan, to conquer the world, to lead the sometimes lost, to give hope, to love, to cause Mischief AND to give grief to silly students like Taylor, Jessica, or Keely (well more than just those mavaricks)
a) (noun)
"Watch out, Debbie Downer! Super Koyo is about to burst your little raincloud with her sunny smile and killer yoga pose!"

b) (verb)
"That Bully named Silly Stefan is at it again....I'm gonns go SUPER KOYO on his ass!"
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super straight

A “sexuality” made me a waste of sperm to promote transphobia.
what’s your sexuality?”
“i’m super straight.”
“go chew on rocks and d*e”
by iateursisterout March 14, 2021
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super straight

A made up sexuality social rejects use because they're too scared to say they're transphobic.
Girl: I'm transgender.
Guy: I would never date you, I'm super straight.
Girl: I wasn't asking.
by eddyinmybeddy March 8, 2021
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