baby dave

An absolute ket machine

Wow With that’s like he must be a baby Dave

by Man wisdom November 21, 2020

Dumbass dave

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

by Bawston69 August 4, 2019

such a dave

someone who’s really annoying or loud someone who won’t stop talking when and someone that’s a noob or bad at something

paige: did you see that guy last night skiing?

jessica: yes i did he was such a dave

by faircurls February 25, 2019

dave crabtree

One night stand

Dylan " ben has Dave being doing the Dave Crabtree again"

by One night stand Dave March 3, 2017

Dave Save

When an issue with technology (or life in general) is fixed by your mate Dave

I couldn’t work out why my pc didn’t work. Thank goodness for the Dave Save.

by JeSuisNot March 25, 2023

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

Dave Strider

a Homestuck character.

hes like.. really awesome, okay?..

"Dave Strider has to be one of the best Homestuck characters out there."

by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025