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squirrel stapler

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A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
If I ever meet God one day, it will certainly not be from playing "squirrel stapler."
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 13, 2023
mugGet the squirrel staplermug.

Squirrel

Parallel to Dibs and Shotgun, but only refers to girls
Ariel: "Man, Naomi is sooo hot!"
Amnon: "Yeah, Squirrel!"
by AssBlaster99 February 21, 2010
mugGet the Squirrelmug.

Squirrel Chaser

A male of homosexual persuasion who enters another males anal tunnel with his penis is said to be chasing after the squirrel (poo)

Also known as a ‘Poo Pusher’
“Hey did your gay mate Steve take Dave home lastnight?”
“Yeah I heard Daves a bit of a Squirrel Chaser”
by WestieBogan September 27, 2025
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Sewer squirrel

Something that should never be in your living room
I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart
by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025
mugGet the Sewer squirrelmug.

glitterbox squirrel

A person who is the life if the party, and leaves the party at the first site of trash.
Tiffany isn't invited to any of my parties for the rest of the year. That Glitterbox Squirrel left the second she saw the trash was full and beer cans were left out.
by Slyrogers October 12, 2017
mugGet the glitterbox squirrelmug.

squirrel pissing

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
by That_Guy_Is_Awesome March 14, 2011
mugGet the squirrel pissingmug.

Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
by mojoroberts December 24, 2016
mugGet the Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndromemug.

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