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frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008
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squirrel

A pesky rodent that runs out in front of your car. It also does some tricks to get to the bird food you have.
Look at that squirrel. It is hanging from at tree upside down getting the birdseed!
by manny b. June 17, 2017
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Nesting Squirrel

An American derogatory term for a Russian female. Can be used interchangeably with the term "homewrecker."
"Poor Joe, he seems really depressed."
"His girlfriend just left him. She was a nesting squirrel."
by squirrel wrangler June 3, 2010
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Squirrel Girl

Some random gag character in the Marvel Universe that is somehow pretty popular and incredibly powerful.
The fact that Marvel even made a character like Squirrel Girl shows how they either aren't aware that Rule 34 exists or don't care enough to think twice.
by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022
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Squirrel

The pornstars of nature, because they love nuts!
by amara381 December 13, 2018
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the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".
"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."
by reaper_ February 2, 2024
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Squirrel

A word used by people to gain the instant attention of people suffering from ADD or ADHD. Most children with this malady are taught from an early age to remember the word. Sometimes it is necessary to use hypnotherapy to help them keep this word in their memory. Once the word is used they will immediately stop and look off into the distance. They will then survey their surroundings.
Did you know you can yell Squirrel to get people with ADD or ADHD to stop and pay attention to their surroundings?
by Lostboy813 September 23, 2024
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