Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

by tiddynope November 1, 2023

Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ. 8=======D

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

by tiddynope November 1, 2023

Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

by tiddynope November 1, 2023

Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break

Essentially in the spring time lots of singles show up to the area, most considered to be bops(hoes). And will do sexual activities with anyone, get drunk, and lay on the beach. Guys and girls alike

P1.Yeah, for spring break Emily and Alyssa went to Fort Lauderdale
P2. Oh, they’re definitely bops then

Defining that going to Fort Lauderdale For Spring Break signifies the idea that they’re sleeping, or doing other sexual activities with others

by Gbbfjdjdejrnr March 31, 2024

Breezy girl spring

The point of balance between a female who transitions from warm girl fall, in a snug cosy outfit under a blanket with a book and hot chocolate by a warm fire, to hot girl summer, in a sizzling swimsuit holding a pina colada in one hand and her phone choosing between tunes of the summer in the other.

Hey, did you see the clocks go forward? I feel like I'm in my breezy girl spring mode already. I can't judge between a hot chocolate or Pina colada in either in joggies or white jeans. Do fuck it it. I'll have a baby Guinness while wearing a denim jacket.

by Weather person season April 1, 2024

Rites of Spring

If Green Day are the fathers of all motherfuckers, then these guys are the fathers of emo.

1983 — 1986

"But I woke up this morning with a piece of past caught in my throat, and then I choked"
– 'For Want Of' from Rites of Spring's 1985 self-titled debut album

by 7568ino March 30, 2025

South Dakota spring clean

When a chick gets on her knees and cleans your dick cheese with a can of air freshener while licking your asshole then wipes up the left over moisture and uses the residue to clean the house

Took the bitch home and she did a South Dakota spring clean. Took me by surprise

by Bobss842 March 12, 2026