charlie speed

absolute fucking dick, what a ball sack, don’t think anyone likes him and just overall dickface

charlie speed is a right weirdo

by gdonnyboy January 15, 2019

nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone

Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight

by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

Gary Speed

Direct translation to guaranteed

Tom: “would you shag Maura boss man?”
Ben: “yeah, Gary speed”

by Bigger dick jones June 19, 2019

bulleting speed

george's weird ass voice saying that in an instagram video.

"bulleting speed"
"hahahahahh bulleting speed"

by gracels September 23, 2019

salice speed

a girl that never cheats and is loyal to there spouse but has a big ass head with little jaws.

she's a salice speed

by koolaidman35 November 9, 2019

top speed

1. The fastest speed a vehicle (or organism) can travel at.
2. Used to express good wishes, especially toward those undergoing travel; synonymous with "Godspeed".
3. (u) Used to describe the best possible outcome of a situation; synonymous with "top notch".

(u) Uncommonly used

1) "What's the top speed of a cheetah?" - "65 – 75 mph"
2) "I'm being deployed soon." - "Top speed to you, mate"
3) "How's that report coming?" - "Working on it; top speed."

by a dude, probably November 20, 2019

g-speed graduate

when you graduate college in two years like Jeb Bush

The g-speed graduate was bound to do good for his country until the end of time.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2019