scrockling

When a doctor (or someone you love very, very much) inserts a foreign object into your urethra.

How's Bob doing?

Not so hot. He had to get scrockled yesterday.

What's scrockling?

You don't want to know.

by Darn Everyone March 6, 2009

Shockbomb

blow job, the act of giving or receiving a blow job

After I whipped it out, she grabbed my dick, stuck it in her mouth, and started to give me a shockbomb.

by Fitzjesus October 26, 2009

schlockth

a door with a space underneath, or is slightly ajar

mom, you left the door schlockth, and you're letting all the cold air in!!!!

by harley883 August 17, 2010

schickler

Referring to a homosexual man who overuses punctuation in text messages.

A: Omg!!!!!!!!!! That. Is. So. Amazing.

B: Dude, that's so schickler.

by timmyjai December 3, 2010

schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

by ralphenstein December 7, 2010

schickens

refers to the misspelled words in instant messages which usually follow consumption of copious amounts of fine beers such as miller lite.

A is often confused when IM'ing with WonderTwin2 while he is in the basement CONSUMPTING BEARS. She yells to WonderTwin2 that the chicken is ready. He IMs WonderTwin1 that the SCHICKENS ready and has to go.

by WonderTwin1 November 14, 2010

Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.

Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night

by Pintalicious March 5, 2011