The act of physically holding your ass-cheeks with your hands and running for dear life, dignity and decency towards the nearest restroom. And why? Because you've really gotta go.
Jeremy: Man, you know, I had a hilarious time yesterday.
Frank: Why's that?
Jeremy: Because me and my girlfriend were at the mall and she had to do a Billy Run. Dammit that was funny!
Frank: HAH!
Frank: Why's that?
Jeremy: Because me and my girlfriend were at the mall and she had to do a Billy Run. Dammit that was funny!
Frank: HAH!
by THat one guy nobody knows June 14, 2010
by fedja14 May 16, 2021
Describes the action of an individual that is not fleet footed. Especially when pertaining to sports, when an athlete is slow.
by sheeet October 26, 2008
is when you go to the local store to get as many " Arnold Palmer Half & Half Lemonade Iced Teas" as possible
Husband- do we have any Arnold Palmers left?
Wife- No you drank the last one yesterday.
Husband- ok, i will be back later, I have to go on a Arnie Run.
Wife- No you drank the last one yesterday.
Husband- ok, i will be back later, I have to go on a Arnie Run.
by JEddy1 October 25, 2010
An annual summer tradition among male expatriates residing in Moscow, Russia. The event involves the consumption of one beer (0.5L) outside each of the stations on line #5 Koltsevaya (Кольцевая) of the Moskovsky metropoliten subway system. The Koltsevaya line performs a loop around the center of Moscow which allows the event to start and end at the same location. At each respective subway station, the beer may be consumed in a restaurant, bar or purchased at a kiosk and consumed on the street - but never more than 150 meters from the entrance to the respective station. Highlights of the run include conversations with inebriated homeless locals, avoiding eye contact with police officials, and heated debates over the appropriate locale for the post-run celebration. In order to be socially responsible during the event, participants very often volunteer to help tutor certain single females met along the way to improve their English language abilities.
by Circle Hero June 25, 2010
by Nemo Carlisle March 02, 2007
I was trying to figure out if I wanted to break up with my boyfriend, but then he had a heart attack, so I guess I better speed run my feelings.
by B.Roo June 06, 2021