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Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".
Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
by Wes the Human November 2, 2015
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rich treatment

when someone does or says something dumb or corny and gets jumped for it
yo did you guys see how that fool aaron got the rich treatment?
by carlsbad demon January 2, 2023
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rich raff

Rich people who move into, and ruin, a lower/middle class part of town or neighborhood. They move in and open up vanity boutiques and salons and useless foodie restaurant, while displacing residents and businesses that were there for years and years before them.
This used to be a cool neighborhood until all the rich raff moved in and made it unaffordable to live here anymore/
by BobOfDeath August 30, 2014
mugGet the rich raffmug.

Rich Haze

A dude that stays getting robbed and hds no rank.
That guy is such a Rich Haze smh. His moms hadda buy him gas for the whip.
by Unabainaheavy June 11, 2018
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Rich boy deaf b

A privileged cracker who wears oversized Jordan's and complains about gas money. You can hear him yelling Joe across suburbia.p
The rich boy deaf bitch wants 5 for gas and 10 for weed while his Spanish friend fucks his sister
by Bradford cowboy October 6, 2019
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birdging the gap between the rich and poor

Closing the gap between social statuses
Lil Timmy- dad what’s birdging the gap between the rich and poor
Dad- Closing the gap between social statuses
by Daddy smaddy September 26, 2022
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Rich

rich is a bitch
by deeznutzunited April 19, 2024
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