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purple car

when you're playing Mario Kart Double Dash!! and Wario's purple car steals first place right when you are about to cross the finish line.

note: you can be purple carred by anyone
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING PURPLE CAR!!!!!"
by honeybadgerdontgivashit June 9, 2011
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Purple City Gang

It's the very last hit in a pipe, one-hitter or bong. It's a harsh hit that includes the screen at the bottom of the bowl, along with ash left over from the weed. When you light up this bowl with the last hit inside you will discover a purple steel hit.
BRO1: Hey man did you take the last hit on the bong?...
BRO2: Yea bro don't even waste your time with that it's purple city gang.
by Saltalaburny June 19, 2011
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Purpledicular

Because the thing was purple and had to be perpendicular
The neon signs were purpledicular.
by Amc088 November 17, 2012
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purple monkey doughnut

Start by girl sliding glazed doughnut over the guys cock and then grabbing the end of his cock until it turns purple while at the same time inserting a banana into his rectum.
That bitch asked me if I wanted a purple monkey doughnut, I said sure and I ended up with a banana in my ass. WTF
by Sarev sanderlone January 22, 2014
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purple wand

A device (similar to a dildo) that produces small electrical pulses when touched to the skin, intending to sexually arouse the recipient.
Ooh girl, shock me like a purple wand. Baby girl, turn me on with your electric feel...
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Purple Wars

A blunt-smoking game that originated in Tallahassee, Florida in 2009 when a group of teenaged smokers realized there was no weed-based equivalent to Ring of Fire. Named in honor of dank purple bud.

To play place a 54 card deck (jokers included) is shuffled and placed in the center of the circle. Each player takes a warmup hit, and then when the blunt returns to the first player, he takes a hit and draws four cards. If doubles appears he lets out his hit and goes again, but if not he passes the blunt to the next player and attempts to keep holding in his hit until someone draws doubles. Win by getting high.
by kbyrd December 28, 2014
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purple spade

The nickname for short blonde girls who love ranch and have no self esteem
Person 1 - "hey dude I heard you're dating that one girl "
Person 2 - "yeah her names tea"
Person 1- "she's such a purple spade man"
by Bananamuffin256 July 21, 2017
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