plug yourself in

The act of placing your penis in your own asshole (fucking yourself). Office friendly way to say, "go fuck yourself!"

Travis, Bill, Aaron and Brad were being total asshats today at work, so I told each one to "plug yourself in!"

by SuperPower1 November 1, 2024

kentucky plug

When you stick your thumb in their ass then cum in their eye without warning.

Man I gave my girl the “Kentucky plug” last night she had no idea it was coming.

by Bman John May 20, 2021

The Kentucky Plug

The act of inserting your thumb into your lover's "bloody gash" while firing a .50BMG one handed.

Tammy Lynn was ecstatic when she heard Bubba Dale had plans to give her The Kentucky plug later.

by IronJiantKoque91 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

A sex position and life saving tool used by YouTuber Kentucky Ballistics when his jugular vein was ripped by an exploding 50 cal.

Bob: "Hey, did you hear about how Kentucky Ballistics saved his life with his thumb?"
Ken: "Yeah! And my wife felt the Kentucky Plug too!"

by Elimvp May 20, 2021

kentucky plug

putting the fingie in the poopy hole when it bleed

derived from the infamous kentucky balistics incident when he put his thumb in his ass or something idk

when you tell her she's getting the kentucky plug tonight

by finn1118 May 20, 2021

kentucky plug

When you stick your thumb into a girls vagina during sex. Similarly to how Kentucky ballistics stuck his thumb into his hole when his gun decided to fuck him

Yo I gave my girl the good old fashioned Kentucky plug last night

by Cody Earnest May 20, 2021

Kentucky plug

The act of sticking one’s thumb so far into a partner’s hole it could stop bleeding.

“Man Kentucky ballistics almost died! Good thing Scott gave him the Kentucky plug”

by Shsgsuw May 20, 2021