Teacup Pigging

when guys use a teacup pig to attract girls; it usually is not effective but some girls have a weak side for teacup pigs because they are so cute

I'm going teacup pigging tonight to pick up some chicks at the mall.

by squirrelgirl15 October 27, 2012

texas ping-pong

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so

" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"

by Blast169 June 26, 2016

Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.

Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!

by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016

Pocket Pinga

When someone finds an unbagged pinga (ecstasy) in their pocket, they must eat it straight away.

'Pete found a Pocket Pinga on Sunday afternoon, he had to drop it and still work Monday!'

by Lawfulmoth November 25, 2016

face ping pong

sending pictures of your face back and forth on snapchat without having a conversation.

"cba to reply to all these snapchats, they're all just face ping pong"

"She's always on her phone, face ping ponging people"

by memeslut69 March 27, 2017

jodie pidgion

Dirty riding whore

Jodie pidgion

likes grant Alison

by Little Ella nope'snm 😂😂😂❤ August 17, 2017

Lee Ping

Lee, is a very generous and nice guy, also very smart and fluent in Math, has a pretty good reputation in school, he is very trustworthy, and if you are mad at him, it would make him feel uncomfortable, and would want to fix things back to peace, also when it comes to his crushes, it usually takes time for him to admit it, and when he does, he truelly does love them!

(detentionaire)

Hey there's Lee Ping! He is super cool! And very trustworthy too!

by Hatsymdrome1 September 24, 2017