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3rd Person Fuckboy

Is where a person is unknowingly a fuckboy yet goes around calling out other fuckboys and saying how much of a fuckboy they are while being a fuckboy.
"He's a fuckboy and doesn't even know it yet. He's stuck in 3rd Person Fuckboy POV."
by KungFu Hearn May 23, 2016
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coffee person/addict

An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.

yes I am this person
Jack: Hey Kayla

Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!

Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later

Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!

Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict
by orgasmicknowledgespiter August 9, 2017
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small person syndrome

When a short person tries to over compensate for their size by being an arsehole. It is sometimes shortened to SPS when used descretely among people who are not very tall.
"That guy is such a dick; he must have a severe case of small person syndrome."
by Lord Tachanka November 23, 2017
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smaller person

The person who is less mature than the opposing person. The person who makes the less mature decision. The moral low-ground.
Doug and Chad were in an argument regarding the superiority of Seinfeld over Friends.

Chad: "Hey, I am sorry we argued, would you like some of my orange which I brought for lunch?"
Doug: "No way, I am choosing to be smaller person and remain offended.
by ronhsub June 9, 2018
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Drunk Personality

A girl who is always laughing and always energetic and always smiling, you could mistake her for being drunk at times for the things she says or does but she’s more sober than anyone in the room.
Kim- Carly come dance with me.
Carly-No you come to me. *giggles*
Kim-You have such a drunk personality, lmao.
by Emilysander754337 June 29, 2018
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jacob parsons

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat
by jpdagoatyaboi May 9, 2018
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Immunity Person

Someone who never gets sick
by Kiki_diki June 3, 2019
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