Peanut Butter Gulag

Apply a healthy layer of your favorite peanut butter to the inside of your partners asshole, then have vigorous anal sex until they prolapse. Upon prolapse, pull out and enjoy the warm gooey Siberian treat.

My girlfriend came back from a BDSM convention and told me about the Peanut Butter Gulag; it was great until I learned that I was allergic to peanut butter.

by socrasstitties June 3, 2018

Peanut

A synonym for ass, anus, booty, etc.

Pervert 1: Man, that woman has a big Peanut
Pervert 2: I really wanna fuck her in the Peanut

Person 1: That guy is such a Peanut!

by finloy May 16, 2018

Peanut

A dog with big ball sacks. That’s all

Peanut dog

by Uglygayman July 9, 2019

Put that peanut butter on the jelly

An instruction to perform a predetermined action or series of actions swiftly.

When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"

by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019

Peanut butter cup cock

when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate

My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock

by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019

Peanut butter Jelly time

Peanut butter jelly time is when you cover the vagina with peanut butter and the penis with jelly and have sex. After completion engage in a sixty-nine.

We were all out of bread, so we decided to have peanut butter jelly time.

by The perfect pair November 16, 2019

Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019