Grant Olson

He’s a fag. He’s also indecisive as fuck but a sexy man beast mmmmmm I’d smash.

“I’d smash Grant Olson, but I feel like it take 20 minuets for him to dicide when”

by Chesewallrus June 8, 2018

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

Donkey Onions

An ass so sweet it makes you cry.

Look at the donkey onions on that thicc honey!

by hjk909090 June 11, 2018

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

Noodley Onions

The white noodley onion tasting things in a Western Chinese takeaway's Chow Mein

Wow these noodley onions taste really weird!

by Dabmaster9000 October 8, 2018

punched onion

An anus that has been fornicated

"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."

by chudwilleatyourbaby October 22, 2018

bill onion feet

Bill is a man in Austrailia who got onions banned in an Australian favourite snack known as a buntings snag. He got the banned cause he slipped on one.

"hey that's bill onion feet isn't it." " dude you're such a bill onion feet. "

by Bigsteladd December 31, 2018