AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
by Shitcleaner December 24, 2007
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Anonymous 1: Ok my puppy, time for school
Random 18-year-old: That is the most annoying, generic, and offensive thing since racism. I'm getting President Biden to ban this word on Boomers
Anonymous 1: Stap calling that word offensive!
Random 18-year-old: That is the most annoying, generic, and offensive thing since racism. I'm getting President Biden to ban this word on Boomers
Anonymous 1: Stap calling that word offensive!
by Vocabmaar May 18, 2023
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Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
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