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table jail

The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.
“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
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table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".
by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013
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table

A woman with no feminine qualities. An inanimate object, an it. Anything but a female.
There goes Karen! What a table.
by Imol'Gregg April 11, 2022
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tuscan table

when a girl is down on all fours, has a guy in her ass, in her mouth, and a guy on each of her tits.
Yo! Me and the guys turned Ant's mom in a Tuscan table last night!
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black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.
John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy
by Barry88 August 17, 2016
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Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.
Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010
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