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The Smashing Pumpkins

Shallow MTV plugged 'alternative' rock band, that were heavily indebted to The Cure, My Bloody Valentine and Judas Priest. As plastic as Britney Spears.
Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Hey, the Smashing Pumpkins were musical revolutionaries. Billy Corgan's a genius!

Bob: Y'mean revolutionary by the standards of Rod Stewart? Oh... um, you seem to have got overexcited, you might wanna change those trousers.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Wha..? And who's this My Bloody Valentine band? I've never heard them on MTV, therefore they probably don't exist.... oh, have you got a paper towel?
by honest bob March 15, 2005
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Smash n dash

To have sex with a girl and then leave her and act like you never met her.
aye nigga, im finna pull a smash n dash on this bitch right here.
by Skr8 Savage May 31, 2016
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smash my pastie

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.
Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"
by Phil the Pastie Smasher January 21, 2003
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Hulk smash

The act of using hulk hands to punch a woman in her asshole. While the hands scream hulk smash you laugh so hard as you ram your dick into to her gaping asshole.
I totally gave some hooker a hulk smash last night bro!
by blackreaper8890 July 2, 2015
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Super Smash Bros

A more fun way to say friends with benefits. Instead of asking your friend if they’re up or want to hook up you just say: “Super Smash Bros?”
Daphne: Super Smash Bros?
Fred: I’m gonna eat you like a Scooby Snack
Daphne: Jeepers!
by supersmashbrosyesplease January 24, 2018
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super smash bros

a popular n64 game that can turn the regular girl into a horny girl. First you play a couple rounds against the hot girl just for fun. Then, when you've mentally prepared yourself, play each other and the winner gets a kiss. You should get your kiss b/f the end of the game, but either way, you're gonna get some boii.
"Taylor and Billy just played some super smash bros."
"How long did it take for them to actually hook up?"
" Only ten minutes, she's a slut."
by Ramiro S. December 2, 2007
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Super Smash Bros

A very fun game series, better than pretty much any other modern game right now, including shitty fortnite
You should probably play with items off
Person: Hey you wanna play Super Smash Bros Melee?
Autist: nO iM fInNa pLaY sOmE fOrTnItE
Person: You're a fucking faglord piece of shit
by YeahRahil December 4, 2018
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