Goblin

A creature that is large enough to at least be a nuisance and at worst a threat but also small enough that if you kicked one people would make you the bad guy

That dude is such a goblin
Dude he’s like 5 foot

by trollking63 March 4, 2023

Vape Goblin

A nicotine addict who is constantly hiding in the bathroom (most likely in a high-school or office building) asking passerbys if they can hit their vape.

Guy 1: bro, did you see brooks earlier, he was in the bathroom trying to hit my vape.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.

by Good-day166 September 12, 2022

Floor Goblin

Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.

Person 1: Why are you lying there on the floor?
Person 2: I'm just being a floor goblin

by ezfe December 28, 2023

Trailer Goblin

One whom dwells in or amongst pre-fabricated modularity configured domestic structures

With some many trailers registered in this county, could you imagine the number of trailer goblin that certainly must be non-registered voters?!

by Steven Annette Smith May 9, 2022

Crotch Goblin

Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.

Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?

by KayKayB May 18, 2024

Goblin Gut Gobbled

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.

I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.

by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023

Green goblin

Green goblin, a sexual activity that stoners participate in. The green goblin comprises of punching a cone of marijuana whilst getting your shaft throat slammed by your lady friend.

"Hey ash how was the party on Friday"
"It was awesome Stacey gave me a green goblin in the dunnies"

by Greenleaf September 25, 2016