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The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"
Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"
by GodSammit626 November 2, 2025
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when your so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, bored you type !QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|

this happens when you type in a diagonal pattern while hold shift, starting from the numbers, and if there are any unusable letters, such as caps lock and shift, you skip them creating !QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|
person 1: dude what is there to do, i finished all of my games
person 2: did you type !QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|?
person 3: holy FUCK YOU FOUND A NEW COMBO?
person 2: yea i did
person 1: no dude im not doing that , its boring
person 2&3: stfu
by totally not a N|GGER November 15, 2025
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by HellstromImaweliTanna10 November 21, 2025
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by 0AmanasazA0 November 21, 2025
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The Ol' Chesapeake Bay

When you go down on somebody and you get crabs, or vice versa.
Ryan over here is a victim of the Ol' Chesapeake Bay, woke up with crabs.
by Big Kevster December 6, 2025
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Ole lady stank

The smell a woman gets when she stops showering for weeks at a time and her perfume no longer works to cover up that unkempt bo. It eventually creeps down south and fingers come back smelling almost burnt.
Damn!!!! No joke my wife smells just like my grandma did back in the day. Like sour perfume and armpits with a burnt after stank. Its the ole lady stank.
by KingJames69No.1 December 21, 2025
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The ol’ GC thrice-some

It’s when a guy thinks he’s about to spit roast some guys wife with him. Then when they are all naked and ready to go. The husband stands face to face with the new guy both with hard-ons and proceeds to stovepipe him while the wife starts to peg the new guy.
This 3 dressed up like a 9 comes up to me at the bar in Grande Cache, Alberta and ask if I want to come have THE OL’ GC THRICE-SOME with her and her husband.
by JypsyJ April 4, 2025
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