True Evolution

Evolution is the hypothetical theory or joke that everything came into existence (the earth, 4.5 billion years ago) through natural processes over an elongated duration without any logical evidence. Likewise, according to the secular view, evolution is presumed “science” in education, but is nothing more than another heretical religion demoting the Evangelical truth of God’s creation with diluvial scripture aligning physical evidence to the Biblical creation.

1. True Evolution is merely a theory derived by sinful human error.
2. Evolution is scientific heresy, teaching fictional stories on the account of human error.
3. Evolution demotes the Evangelical truth as it is full of error.
4. Evolution is illogical and “secular scientists” are biased in their own beliefs, ignoring living mammoth tissue and dinosaur blood.
5. Evolution is not a science, but the science of heresy.
6. Evolution is humanity’s greatest joke.

by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023

True Colors

What you guys showed JB that day.

Woman Woman Woman (true colors)

by thedudewhosenameisrobthebird November 23, 2021

true friend

someone who can understand your typing even with almost every word spelt wrong.

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS AO DUNNT”
b - “lol i know that’s so funny”

a - wow you’re a true friend for knowing what i just said

b - yes i’ve gotten used to your typing

by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020

true dat

A reference to the fact that DAT (Digital Audio Tape, a physical magnetic cassette tape format for digital data and media storage, also being an early lossless digital music recording format and medium, with helical read/write heads similar to those used with VHS videocassettes), preserved the complete nature of the recorded and so sounds “true” (generally 48kHz 16-bit stereo PCM), unlike the disgraceful and horrible lossy formats such as mp1l3 (OK, mp3), ATRAC (MiniDisc), PASC (as used on the well-known DCC format), and many other pretenders such as RealAudio. All of those lossy encoders produce recordings that sound “false”, and denigrate music and human experience below acceptable limits. DAT is the one true fin-de-siècle medium, hence the term “true dat”.

“You know what? I heard that before and it didn't really get me!”
“Really?”
“Yeah for sure. This time it was somehow different, I really felt the vibe.”
“True dat.”

by SanguinePomelo June 29, 2020

True Anal

True Anal is a genre or sub genre of porn online and the acts involve anal to oral sex, the man has anal sex, and the woman sucks for penis and repeat. In some cases a man has anal sex with a woman and puts it in a mouth of another woman, sometimes it can be anal and oral sex with any amount of men and women

Pervert: True Anal is special
Watches a video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 1 sucks penis
Watches new video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 2 sucks penis

by GrayStation25 August 12, 2023

True love

Your true love is the person who can make your cock hard or your pussy soaking wet under any circumstances.

Even if you were taking anti- Viagra this person would turn you on and make you feel like a god/goddess

April is my true love. I could be an 8 ball deep and have a shriveled coke dick and she can still make me get hard and fuck for hours

by Carsonova March 19, 2023

oh true

a quantifiable measurement of pain

Sheila filed for divorce yesterday she is taking the kids, that is at least 35 oh trues. that is like 7 fivers right there

by Alchemancer December 5, 2021