Whammy Noob

Someone that, while playing guitar hero, feels the need to whammy every held note, killing the song they are playing for all to hear.
(Playing online)
"God-damn this song is being raped by another whammy noob!!"
by computer.dude.28 May 11, 2008
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Noob Stick

A tool used to educate, and reform noobs by bludgeoning them tell they know better. Usually a blunt object like a baseball bat with nails protruding from it, or wrapped in razor wire.
Learn to play before I beat you within an inch of your life with the noob stick!
by Saint of Games April 14, 2011
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Big Noob

When you SHREK someone in a game and your like HAHA BIG NOOB!

Get Noob
by HAHA BIG NOOB! May 14, 2020
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Noob Driver

A noob driver is ultimately someone who fails at life.

The following offenders fall into this category:

- Tailgaters

- Chronic lane-changers (because you're the only one who knows what they're doing on the road, right?)

- People who honk as soon as a light turns green.
Did that stupid fuck driving in that over-sized pickup just speed past me after tailgating me for 10 mins only to get stopped at the red light like a noob? What a noob driver.
by Pro Janitor2 February 01, 2010
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noob saibot

A playable character in fighting game serie "Mortal Kombat". Looks like a shadow with several chessy tricks. His name come from backward-spelling one of the game´s programmer: Tobias Boon.
Stop using Noob Saibot or I gonna reset the game!
by El Mercenario September 18, 2003
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noob cheese

A slightly more hilarious variation on noob (which is the leet version of the term newbie).

The meaning also extends to those who lack common sense, computer know-how, and/or basic intelligence.
Bob: "How do you turn it on?"
Jeff: "Don't be such a noob cheese, press the power button!"
by Lynn August 14, 2006
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fucking noob

Tracy 296-Fear Warrior-

Fucking noobs
Fear warrior is fucking his dad!

... fucking noob
by Bass~BlueIce February 19, 2005
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