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Pro Noob

Someone who seems to get worse and worse each time you play a videogame with them. Specifically people with lives or people who rarely play the game but suck at other games.
Prao: Wanna play MGO? Pro Noob: Sure but that game has a lot of glitchers! A Few Minutes Later...... "WHAT THE HELL DUDE? HE LAGSWITCHES!" "Tim he's from Australia.." "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IM GONNA BAN HIM!" 'Damn pro noobs...'
by The-Prao October 26, 2010
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Oldskool noob

Rylee and Jr. Are oldskool noobs.
by Oldskool noob January 28, 2019
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Big Noob

When you SHREK someone in a game and your like HAHA BIG NOOB!

Get Noob
by HAHA BIG NOOB! May 14, 2020
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Noob Driver

A noob driver is ultimately someone who fails at life.

The following offenders fall into this category:

- Tailgaters

- Chronic lane-changers (because you're the only one who knows what they're doing on the road, right?)

- People who honk as soon as a light turns green.
Did that stupid fuck driving in that over-sized pickup just speed past me after tailgating me for 10 mins only to get stopped at the red light like a noob? What a noob driver.
by Pro Janitor2 February 1, 2010
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noob saibot

A playable character in fighting game serie "Mortal Kombat". Looks like a shadow with several chessy tricks. His name come from backward-spelling one of the game´s programmer: Tobias Boon.
Stop using Noob Saibot or I gonna reset the game!
by El Mercenario September 17, 2003
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noob cheese

A slightly more hilarious variation on noob (which is the leet version of the term newbie).

The meaning also extends to those who lack common sense, computer know-how, and/or basic intelligence.
Bob: "How do you turn it on?"
Jeff: "Don't be such a noob cheese, press the power button!"
by Lynn August 14, 2006
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fucking noob

Tracy 296-Fear Warrior-

Fucking noobs
Fear warrior is fucking his dad!

... fucking noob
by Bass~BlueIce February 18, 2005
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