Noah

The single coolest person to roam the earth ever. don't let noah go

Noah is hot

by CumDickler November 21, 2022

Noah Boettger

Anyone with this name is obviously a fun person, and of course party super hard. They are a bit of a whore but when they settle down they are wonderful friends or relationship partners. The only problem you’ll ever find is the constant question of whether or not they are actually straight.

Patrick: Man, Noah Boettger is the best, do you think he’s gay so I can tap that

Daint: Nah man he’s got a girl but I’m sure he would still party with you and you’ll love it

by iT’s thE miDdLe OnE June 5, 2019

Noah Castro

A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.

Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*

by 4bigguys December 8, 2021

noah

noah is a huge dickhead who will cheat

hi noah you cheat

by i hate men i’m a huge lesbo May 29, 2022

Noah

A person with an addiction. Who knows what it may be for

Fuck you, Kyle. Where do you even go at night? You're such a fucking Noah.

by NoahAKAAddictMan September 1, 2022

Noah

Noah is the definition of a Minecraft player that gets salty whenever someone says he sucks.

Guy: Hey Noah u suck at minecraft
Noah: STFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by creeper_hater_16 April 19, 2019

"Noah" Syndrome

Named after a discord user who goes by the name "Noah", Its a syndrome where an individual constantly uses sexual innuendo or sexualizes everything to all individuals despite their sexual orientation, gender, marital status or in some cases, maturity. The syndrome is uncurable as of 2024.

"bro this guy is constantly sexualizing everything"

"hes got "Noah" Syndrome he does that

by ChaozTyphoon March 16, 2024