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shame shades

(noun): A specified pair of sunglasses or tinted eyewear worn the morning after a night of excessive drinking and/or poor decision making
Jessica showed up to Sunday breakfast wearing her shame shades again this week
by SecondRollYo October 1, 2019
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Luxury Shame

The feeling a wealthy person unaffected by the recession has for still being able to buy whatever the hell they want while most of the world is teetering on the brink of utter poverty.
"I felt luxury shame for lusting to purchase a $100,000+ Hermes handbag but simply couldn't bear the burden of what my less fortunate friends would think of me."
by Jezebel's Baby December 16, 2008
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Shame Mowing

When a neighbor mows his lawn to shame the lawn that you didn't mow.
We should mow the lawn after pat's shame mowing
by universe876 June 26, 2017
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Clavicle Shaming

The art of shaming someone's passion for clavicles. Especially 1993 Gillian Andersons' clavicle.
Person: "she has an amazing clavicle!"
Another person: "that's such a weird thing to like!"
^Clavicle shaming is mocking someone's passion for clavicles^
by thejackgame April 19, 2018
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Block of Shame

Deleting or blocking people on facebook snapchat or other social media sites the morning after a long night of poor decision making.
I woke up this morning to Mary doing the Block of Shame on facebook... After she posted that video of her doing the naked back stroke on my parents lawn, I can't say I blame her.
by yesitsreallyme March 12, 2016
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nippy shame

...the jibing associated with the exposure of the nipple, including the nipple areolar complex (NAC), the result of an uptight society's discomfiture with the breast in general and the NAC in particular... nippy shame can be said repeatedly while crossing one index finger in a right angle over the other and pushing the upper finger away from the dorsum of the hand... upon seeing a nipple -> nippy shame, nippy shame, nippy shame, ...
At a party, the hostess dives into the pool and comes up out of the water, her bikini top askew. With her right (or left) nipple areolar complex exposed several party goers start chanting "nippy shame" as they cross their index fingers and rub them as if they are trying to start a fire...
by awdwagon September 28, 2013
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Condom Shame

When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.

Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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