Floorboard muncher

A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.

jack in 4th year is going out with jill in 1st year, jack is a floorboard muncher.

by D-mass November 29, 2009

muddy muff muncher

one that eats out a hary mans anus

that queer is a muddy muff muncher, his boyfriend told me

by cheese72 June 5, 2011

munched on that beaver

A guy usually who goes home with an ugly girl or takes and ugly girl home and has sex. He did this because he was so drunk.

Kyle: Yo, I munched on that beaver last night!
Wyatt: You must have been hella drunk!
Kyle: For real!

by Savannah March 21, 2005

OCD Muncher

People who take the piss out of people with Obssesive Compulsive Disorder

Ryan says to Norton, HAHAHA Capital Letters!!
(Norton has OCD about Capital Letters)
Ryan is an OCD Muncher

by Mr Men May 24, 2008

carpet muncher

someone who eats pussy, to eat out; muff diver; one who eats cunt; one who chooses to sample tuna

I have a small dick, so I please my daughter by being a carpet muncher

by Philosopha April 10, 2006

carpet muncher

The Act of munching on a hairy girls pubes.

John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.

by Despicable M3 July 27, 2010

pancake muncher

--Someone who practices in the art of giving a female oral sex(cunnilingus)

--lesbo, carpet muncher, muff diver, beaver bumping, lesbians.

A: Look at those two girls over there.
B: Ya I bet they are pancake munchers. Gotta love lesbians.

by M. W. P. June 6, 2007