by Jeremy Eugene May 29, 2008
An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with
by 14 inch cock March 11, 2005
Michael Audrey Myers is a serial killer from the Halloween film series. He is noted for wearing a white mask with no real expression (Some speculate his mask is an image of william shatner???) and a dark jumpsuit. He lived in Haddonfield, Illinois, and was convicted to a mental institution at a young age for stabbing his sister to death. One Doctor Loomis studied him and attempted to cure him, but deduced that he could not be cured, and is simply a heartless psychopath. Cursed by the Thorn, his goal is to kill his whole family, starting with Laurie Strode, his sister who is played by Jamie Lee Curtis. Myers is called "The Shape" in the script and credits, probably due to his tendency to stay in the shadows. His weapon of choice is a large knife.
Incidently, Michael Myers is not that comedian Mike Myers.
Incidently, Michael Myers is not that comedian Mike Myers.
by Coo Coo Canuck June 28, 2006
The most successful driver in Formula 1, bearing literally almost every single record including most wins, most wins in a single season and most championship titles, however, does not hold the all-time pole position record, despite being only one pole away. Won the World Championship seven times, twice with Benetton (1994-1995) and five times with Ferrari (2000-2004). Without a doubt the best driver in his era but has severely lacked competition, which drivers in the '80s and early '90s had to face all the time. Unfortunately Michael barely had time to show his skills in fighting amongst drivers such as Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost but from what he demonstrated he could keep up and sometimes pass.
Michael Schumacher finishes second in the 2004 Belgian Grand Prix to clinch his seventh, and fifth consecutive, World Championship!
by Conquerer July 31, 2005
1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.
by Anti Rebublican March 23, 2004
Shawn Michaels is arguably the best, greatest wrestler in the WORLD! That can easily be backed up. He wins most of his matches. He is the showstopper! Bam, sweet chin music and 1,2,3! Ding ding ding! The showstopper wins! If anyone does not like him as a very good and talented wrestler then they should start by getting a life! Shawn deserves to be the WWE champion! He IS the most respected wrestler in the WWE!
ME: Hey Dad, look, it's Shawn Michaels! This is an opportunity of a life time!
Dad: It certainly is! And look, there's the super-gay, Randy Orton.
ME: Hey, gay! Shawn Michaels is gonna beat your sorry ass!
Randy Orton: Oh no he wont!
Shawn Michaels: Oh yes I will!
Randy Orton: I'll just RKO you!
Shawn Michaels: You couldn't RKO a dead fly!
Randy Orton: Oh yes I could!
Shawn Michaels: Do it then.
Randy Orton: I can't!
Dad: It certainly is! And look, there's the super-gay, Randy Orton.
ME: Hey, gay! Shawn Michaels is gonna beat your sorry ass!
Randy Orton: Oh no he wont!
Shawn Michaels: Oh yes I will!
Randy Orton: I'll just RKO you!
Shawn Michaels: You couldn't RKO a dead fly!
Randy Orton: Oh yes I could!
Shawn Michaels: Do it then.
Randy Orton: I can't!
by Alex C Brown February 29, 2008
Michael chu is a name that says "My dick" in Korean. Many Korean-Americans use this joke on other korean-americans to laugh.
by asianasianasian October 27, 2007