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Banana and Mayonnaise

Referring to a former badass Defensive Lineman from the Cleveland Browns.
by Stredball22 January 12, 2009
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brokeback mayonnaise

1. One who regularly consumes brokeback mayonnaise
2. See also Dirty Eskimo and Gay -Ka-Bob
That NikG is such a Dirty Eskimo, and he sure loves that brokeback mayonnaise all over his face!
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Mayonnaise

The inhabitants of County Mayo, Ireland.
The Mayonnaise are backward even by Irish standards.
by Rory the sheep October 1, 2009
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mayostein

Coming from a ghetto word of COOL....all people who are cool lol
hey buddy your soo mayostein!
by Vikas January 25, 2004
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mayonescent

A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.
Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?

Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?

Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.

Person 2: And your point is.............????????

Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......

Person 1 : What about mustard?

Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!

Person 1: Aight.
by Phaenixdrools August 23, 2007
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Mayor Carmen

Noun. The mayor of Arlington, Oregon who was launched to fame for being recalled after a relative posted interwebalicious pictures of her in undies to MySpace.
If Mayor Carmen hadn't posted those hot, interwebalicious pics maybe she'd still have a job.
by Newspaperer March 2, 2008
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Mayor Wesley

"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."
by WesleyTheMayor October 4, 2008
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