Dante Martin

also know as cockzilla , hottest being alive , and chick magnet

Guy:have you seen my girlfriend liz? girl:No why? Guy:because i have not seen her for like a hour and she was right here. Girl: She's probaly with dante martin she gonna be hurting

by President Barrak obama May 21, 2016

Martin Musgrave

Sexy shaggy beautiful young tall jit

You are shaggy. You must be a martin musgrave

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022

Martin

A person with unfortunate looks, but still hurts hot girls feelings is known locally as a Martin

A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.

To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.

That dud really played Savanna? How did the goddess get hurt by the troglodyte..

Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that

by ihatemodels December 10, 2024

Martin

From behind, his back is so big, he looks like a square. He seems like your basic weird bleached hair freak. He tries to be cool and does renegade but looks like a freak, because of his strange shape. He's mean, too. All he says is 'Shut up' and other stuff. He's mean to EVERYONE. NO ONE LIKES SQUARE-MEN

Ew is that Martin?
No, it's a square..
No, that's Martin.
Oh..

by Mr. Fishie April 22, 2020

Martin

A Martin is an ultimate Normie!
he loves fifa and hates minecraft. then you know hes gay.
Martin is a cocksucker he even sucked your cock last night.
If martin had the chance he woul suck every black soccer player and white soccer player alive.
He has a very low iq. loke 30-40 ish

AHHHHH! Your such a Martin! (Normie)

by Igotsuckedbymartin hard agan:( September 17, 2019

Martin

He’s a bad lawyer. If you ever get in a sticky situation, he’ll have you locked up. He’ll have you locked up as your private defensive attorney. He can’t argue for shit. He can’t use anything but his own ignorance as leverage. He’ll make you realize that all the times you were worried about the charges against you, you should’ve been worried about him. He’ll be a bigger problem than the case itself. He’s someone who should have his license revoked. You can’t tell if he doesn’t care about the case or he’s trying to get you indicted, but he wants you to worship him as your savior, because the only reason he became a lawyer is to dream about the impact he’s had on another person’s life, so much so that he forgets about the job in between.

Who’s your lawyer?

Martin.

Aw, shit. You’re fucked.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

manuel martin

Manuel is the hottest man on the planet. He is extremly funny and nice. He is so compassionate for everyone.

Paige would be so luck to have a manuel martin.

by jhonnythemoney August 19, 2017