May 14th 

A National holiday where a pedophile and rapist got kicked from a discord server, and we lived in peace.

Me: dude did you here what happened on May 14th
Someone: yeah glad he was kicked

Me: same

May 14th by May 14th May 15, 2020

May 29th 

National eat a banana with the shell still on day

"Check out that guy, he's eating a banana with the peel still on"
"Yeah, didn't you hear? It's May 29th, national eat a banana with the shell still on day"

May 29th by tnav11 October 30, 2020

May 17

a taurus- thats it.

B- You were born on May 17 right?

R- Yea

B- oh you're a taurus
R- cool.

May 17 by TrippieREDD November 20, 2020

may 27 

the best day in the world (national slap bread day)

its may 27 yeah yeah

may 27 by Wellllllllll idk November 30, 2020

May 1st 

The day that bad bleeps are born.
Yall may 1st babies are F*CKING AMAZING
yall are probably rich and successful aswell

Damn she’s born on may 1st? That’s so cool

May 1st by Alecccz February 15, 2021

May 9th 

Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse

Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse

May 9th by The real deal guy March 16, 2021

May 10th 2021 

In May 10th 2021 is the ”best friend” anniversary.

Girl: ”Hey I bought you a present!”
Best friend: ”Why? Is not my birthday.”
Girl: ”But its may 10th 2021, the Best Friend anniversary!!”
Best friend: ”Oh i did not know that. Thanks girl !!”

May 10th 2021 by always.mikaelsons March 31, 2021