Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

by Filo da puta March 20, 2021

humble mad

When someone who’s humble receives a compliment but they play it off in a cool way while low-key getting mad. When someone isn’t actually mad but pretends to be so the person quits complimenting them.

Person: Hey Evan, you’re actually so smart, you literally have a 4.0

Evan: (getting low-key mad) Nah it’s just junior college it doesn’t even count the same.

Person: Evan quit being humble mad and just accept it.

by onehunnidpercent February 5, 2020

mad bean

A mad bean is a person who is doing something particularly stupid but also funny

woah rodger just jumped off a house roof with fairy wings on... what a mad bean!

by mad bean creator April 8, 2019

Mad oo

An exclamation made when someone says something too unbelievable or exciting

Some random chick: My boyfriend promised to get me the new iPhone 11

Some random chick's friend: Mad oo

by jsyk I'm here July 20, 2020

BOOKI MADNESS

Someone who is staggeringly ugly and we dont know how ugliness can get that horrible

Holly is a BOOKI MADNESS

by Earwiggg youtube May 4, 2023

mad homo

Noun: a man who looks like a girl, but doesn’t identify as a girl.

Verb: gay sex

noun

Hobo 1: Bro he looks mad homo

Hobo 2: nobody asked
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verb

Hobo 1: bro what happened in that tent? that looked mad homo

Hobo 2: we were putting hobo 3’s sex doll back together

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 26, 2023

March madness

A game of tennis played to the death the winner gets 2 cents

He won the tennis game march madness

by asdfasdk/fjakj2392u3 March 17, 2022