She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.
by Pony tank 69 April 4, 2021
Get the Swamp logmug. Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease
My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Get the Elkford log splittermug. Thomas is moth logging because he has eaten too many tupperware boxes. Thomas's moth logging addiction is consuming his life. His children are scared for life and will never be the same.
by Aedion232323 March 15, 2024
Get the moth loggingmug. when you are taking a shit and the poop hits the water hard, causing water to splash back up into your anal cavity.
by yoimba July 4, 2017
Get the Log Voyagemug. by souljaboy93 December 6, 2020
Get the Dog Logmug. The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022
Get the Log Lawsmug. by Anon112221 January 20, 2021
Get the Fungus on a logmug.