Keys

A young hard grinding nigga bout his paper chase he don’t care about nun of these hoes out here and he always keep da 30stick

Keys what a real nigga keys is a real shooter keys don’t play keys boutta bag

by anonymous September 22, 2020

Kei

Kei was a trainee in iland and he didn't get to debut. but he WILL debut. we all live you kei !!

Kei is so handsome, his abs!!

Kei is going to debut! or else >:

by i came from eggie tumblr, whoa September 25, 2020

Aq keys

The best head mod ever and greatest fortnite player of all time #teamAqOt

-define aq keys

by Aq keys October 6, 2020

Keys n Gray

The male right to be sexist and bigoted.

Guy1: That bird is well fit, I'd hang out the back of it.

Guy2: Fuck yeah... I'd smash her keys n gray right in!

by RE2theD December 13, 2012

Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013

Keys

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.

James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"

by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012

The Dawn Key Show

Just a fun way of asking a friend if they've seen The Donkey Show. A fun play on words. Similar to Sofa King.

Hey Man, when you were in Tijuanna did you catch the Dawn Key show?

by KBar March 16, 2011