Bob Jones Highschool

The shittiest school ever unless the teacher is Mr. Lanford

Fuck bob Jones Highschool

by Jackobeast256 September 27, 2021

Alex Jones syndrome

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.

Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”

by Common_sensual November 4, 2022

Luke "Bones" Jones

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.

Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES

by ferdawinecelly October 20, 2023

Jonesing (Jones-ing)

If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.

'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'

by Joneser November 23, 2018

Game On Bob Jones!!!

The best phrase to hear at 8:15 on a Monday morning

Lambert - "Remember, if you shoot for the moon and miss, you'll still be amongst the stars. Game On Bob Jones!!!"

by The Rockin' Bob February 28, 2022

greg jones hefley

my life sucks because someone ruinded it

hey greg jones hefley

by gwegs21 June 6, 2018

Ronald Jones II

A running back in the National Football League that is notorious for consuming applesauce at any given opportunity. Pre-game, halftime, commercial break... doesn't matter. Ronald Jones needs his applesauce in order to average 5.1 YPC.

I think everyone should be more like Ronald Jones II when considering applesauce consumption.

by EpicBeansTown September 15, 2021