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fail basket

someone or something that fails, commonly said after a failed activity
by winbucket November 5, 2010
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Fail RP

When you do something the admins do not like, they cant object any other way and call this Fail RP. The admin says this wouldnt happen in real life which is an opinion. They then proclaim it as fact.

Fail RP is commonly used to stop the player from straying from the same mundane RP scenarios.
Admins insist you are committing Fail RP if: Trying to assassinate Hitler (Nazi RP)
Trying to sneak into the Grave Yard (Hogwarts RP)

Trying to join the dark forces (Hogwarts RP)

Trying to commit war-crimes (military RP)
by Sean4bc February 11, 2022
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Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
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Man fail boo

1.When giving fake medical advice/ trying to trick someone into believing its a real thing.

2. Any issue blame it on the man fail boo

Created by my sister 2025
Person 1:"Oh my ankle hurts a lot, do you have any idea what it could be?"

Person 2:"Oh yeah its probably man fail boo"
by Slugchomper February 5, 2025
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Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.
Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.
by Sp00per February 20, 2018
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Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.
Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
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Gar-Failed

(Verb)

To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”

One-liner roasts:

When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.

To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.

Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025
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