American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.
After watching "John Adams" on HBO, I found out what Ben Franklin REALLLYYY meant by "early to bed, early to rise." VERY wise advice, if ya know what I mean.
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!
Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."
Marty: "Okay."
An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...
Lynda: "I love that store."
Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
Marty: "Okay."
An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...
Lynda: "I love that store."
Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
by m_piet April 28, 2010
by Me_simply October 31, 2018
by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018
by Le epic biggie cheese December 02, 2019
Noun: Sketchy, aggressive, pompous, peacocky male typically found making loud, angry noises and clinking weights together at local fitness centers. Recognizable by their deep, artificial tan and circa 1987 style fitness wear (i.e. cutoff sweatshirts and stars and stripes workout pants)
To imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.
To imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.
"Did the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster just take off his shirt for a few sets?? Yep, that just happened.."
"I bet his Wednesday workout is tanning and tickling"
"We haven't seen the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail at the Jersey shore lockup..."
"I bet his Wednesday workout is tanning and tickling"
"We haven't seen the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail at the Jersey shore lockup..."
by MD20 November 02, 2009
As Jean lifted the sheets away to present his ripped and bulging muscly body he whispered longingly "Come to bed my lover.."
by bumwillypoohead March 26, 2013