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hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"
by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018
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Slack hold

The act of holding your penis with the intent to masturbate.
I was sitting on the toilet with a slack hold and then I got walked in on
by Some_canadian_prime_minister November 9, 2020
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Hold my beef

A term which means to take charge and control of another meme lords disagreements with others.
by MemeLord17 June 27, 2017
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Hey girlie - Hold Still

usually used by snezhnayan ginger boys related to a organization called the fatui to identify them make sure their name is Childe or Tartaglia they use a bow and can manipulate water into multiple weapons (spear, arrow and duel swords) they can also create a giant whale and have a really cool transformation scene where they go from the power of water to electricity. (p.s. if he says "Hey buddy - Hold still" you've obviously made a bad decision of who you are)
*getting cornered by guards of liyue*
"Hey girlie - Hold still"
*water arrow literally comes out of nowhere and shoots at guards from above your head*
*ginger whos description has already been explained teleports from behind you and flips in front of you*
by hijifikit November 18, 2023
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Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)
Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019
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The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.
Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.
by anonymous January 21, 2025
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