A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point that you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.
Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."
Darren: "Just goon stoopid"
Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"
Darren: "Atta boy"
Darren: "Just goon stoopid"
Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"
Darren: "Atta boy"
by fapaddict November 26, 2023

Someone or several people, who actively fish, think about fishing, or even dream about reeling in Moby d*ck. It is someone who can't just look at a puddle an say dang that's a nice puddle. Fishing goon would be reaching in the back of his truck figuring out what to throw out in this 6 inch deep puddle.
by Fishing goon September 13, 2020

by Plantis July 4, 2024

The act of rapidly flicking the tip of one’s penuts and achieves the mind of one’s into a euphoria like state and unlocks all the chakras bringing the gooner into an astral state.
Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique
Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique
Person one- I managed to flicker gooning finally after years
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful
by PuggusDaBest September 2, 2024

by anonymous June 2, 2025

A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:
- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:
- AP Chemistry
- AP Calculus BC
- AP Physics
- AP Literature
- AP United States History
- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.
Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.
No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.
No known persons have passed the exam.
- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:
- AP Chemistry
- AP Calculus BC
- AP Physics
- AP Literature
- AP United States History
- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.
Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.
No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.
No known persons have passed the exam.
by Glendonson June 10, 2025
