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power goblin

by spamton g spamton December 6, 2021
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Bridge goblin

You here about Dan and Tina?
Yeah they didn't want their parents catching them having sex again so they did it under the bridge
Lol total bridge goblins
by Plat's gat December 19, 2021
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gret goblin

A person who is a fiend for a gret (cig)
OMG, James will literally do anything for a gret. What a gret goblin.
by shrekisgay April 12, 2022
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Top Goblin

Someone who gives too agressive oral sex, including putting balls in their mouth. They will do anything to give head.
A went to take a shit and she swooped in. Becky is such a Top Goblin.
by KweefGurl April 15, 2022
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Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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Bobber goblin

Type of person who gives oral sex to many different men.
I can't believe you're dating her, she's a known bobber goblin.
by Harshdrummer April 20, 2022
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Crotch Goblin

by godsWork November 15, 2021
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