Happy side first

The act of inserting an object into an orifice, beginning with the larger or more uncomfortable end.

He stuck a toothbrush in his urethra, happy side first.

by Alaric July 17, 2003

First time every time

The quote that basically teaches students that you better stfu and behave before a teacher rapes you. Tries making a teacher sound like a bad man

“We do things first time every time! I don’t want to correct your behaviour scholars!”

by SuckMyDick4Ever February 24, 2019

first kiss

wen u lie and say ya first kiss was like in the 4th grade...but it was actually in da 7th ahhh haa

dag u neva kissed a boi till da 7th grade dag u move slow "ma first kiss was in the 4th grade"

by Danielle Z December 20, 2004

First

1.First Means When u get a first prize metal.
2.First Means u came in that place in sport.

1.Wow u won a first place metal.
2.Good job u came first place in sport.

by CheesePoop89 August 12, 2015

first stroke

It's that amazing feeling you get when your shaft. Is pushed inside the warm wet mouth or pussy of your amazing partner!

The first stroke was so amazing I almost blew my load !

by Biz69 December 13, 2013

First Floor

Noun. Village of the mac daddies.

1. The ladies were all over Macy's like it was the First Floor!

by Bagwell December 13, 2003

First Face

1. n. a very well endowed person; someone having a large penis

2. -ed adj. the state of being very well endowed or having a large penis


on a scale of first-third, First face is the largest possible size of penis.

1. Susan slept with Travis, and our suspicions are confirmed. He is DEFINITELY a First Face!

2. Everyone says that boy is so First Faced, it's SCARY!

by MahBFiz1stFace October 16, 2008