wrestling is fake 

what those asshole friends say when you enjoy wrestling

you: *enjoying wrestling minding your own business*
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch

wrestling is fake by caleb_yeetyman May 6, 2020

Mr. Fakeberg 

An insecured North American white individual obsessed with German identity and Nazism to hide his or her personality deficiencies behind it, harassing his or her victims by acting as a supperior race .

Hey Garry,look at that freaking Mr. Fakeberg over there.He thinks shaving his hair ,speaking to a vulnarable woman like that is making him look scary and supperior.
yeah .what a jerk,just ignore him.

Mr. Fakeberg by TourageKnight April 30, 2020

pump fake

To hold the blunt or joint in such a manner to where it looks to a fellow smoker as if you are attempting to pass it when in fact you are not.

Tyson goes to accept the blunt from Shane, and Shane quickly pulls it back to smoke. "I thought you were passing it," says Tyson. "Yeah, you really bit on that pump fake," Shane replies.

pump fake by carterthekid January 7, 2008

fake and gay 

"fake and gay" is the combination of the two most common insults in the limited vocabulary of the stereotypical YouTube troll. They were mashed together as a parody by popular webshow host RayWilliamJohnson (or RWJ) in his online series, "=3".

Since then, fantards of the show who are incapable of original wit use "fake and gay" as a sort of battle cry, spamming it in the comments section of any video Ray links them to- much to the bemusement of whoever made the vid or anyone else who watches it.

Contrary to popular belief/denial, "fake and gay" was never funny.

Variations include "false and homosexual", while, although slightly funnier, is equally as unoriginal.

*VIDEO*
Comment 1: Awesome, nice job with the effects!
Comment 2: LOL this is gonna go viral for sure
Comment 3: fake and gay
Comment 4: fake and gay
Comment 5: fake and gay
Comment 6: Oh great, here come the =3 retards...

fake and gay by Hurrrrrr March 7, 2010

phili fake out 

While fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and tell her that your done. When she turns around, proceed to wank it and nut in her eye. The phili fake out often leads to a mild to serious case of glaucoma.

Since Sally didn't like taking my juice in her mouth, I decided to pull the phili fake out on her to remind her who the real boss is.

phili fake out by Toni Kukoc May 6, 2006

fake Asian 

Someone who looks completely Asian but has no tie to their respective Asian country. They do not have an Asian accent, speak their own language, and did not even grow up there.

"Dude there was this new Asian kid, so I started talking to him real slow so he'd understand. Then afterward he just looked at me and said he's American. What a fake Asian"

fake Asian by NikolaiSRB December 13, 2009

fake punk 

Turn that fake punk off! I've got more punk in my arm pit.

Hey, usemytoes, turn that fake punk off! I've got more punk in my arm pit.

fake punk by Jawn January 15, 2004