Egg Mom Muffin

Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM

My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.

by Wendy's Fry Guy May 12, 2012

Fried Egg

When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil

Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg

by HL10 July 25, 2015

Chocolate Egg

When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.

Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.

by Glogan September 13, 2015

Ass Egg

The act of putting an egg in your ass and cracking within the anus

"I just learnt how to do the Ass Egg."

by Kappa 3 2 1 October 2, 2015

Dino egg

Common street slang for one 5 mg Melatonin pill.

Named for the long-lasting, deep-sleep enducing affects that Melatonin possesses, combined with its appearance of what one may expect a dinosaur egg to look like.

"Hey Bec, can you throw me the Dino Eggs-- I'm ready for bed."

by HuckyJ August 16, 2016

Egg McMuff

A play on words referring to a girls vag or eating a girl out

Friend 1: What did you and your girl do last night?
Friend 2: We went out to eat..
Friend 1: What did you have?
Friend 2: An egg mcmuff
Friend 1: Oh snap. Thats wassup.
-fist bump-

by Cbabys November 4, 2016

egg master 9000

egg master 9000 is also known as fernando or nand he is a rather fat demi boy who sucks cock as a hobby. his head is egg shaped and he is adored by parents and adults alike. he may also be known as the imortal old ass kid.

egg master 9000 is used in a sentence when you want to bully some one such as: yo you look like egg master 9000.

by snapkid666 October 5, 2017