meat cape

The giant layer of back fat on the morbidly obese, which impedes the ability to sit back in any seat of any kind.

"Yo, who Precious wearin' last night at the Oscars?"
"I don't know but that meat cape was on!"
"It looked like she had 50 gallons of chocolate pudding riding piggy back."

by pseusie March 7, 2010

Tastie cakes

1. n. Slang term used to describe attractive people, usually boys; term of endearment similar to 'hunny' or 'cutie pie'.
2. n. Little Debbie 'tulip cakes'

Anna-Maria: "look at the tastie cakes in that car!"
Robertine: "let's flash them"

by Anna-Maria Lengyel August 22, 2011

little cakes

A girl with a small ass.

Guy 1: That girl got some big cakes, man!

Guy 2: Boi, what are you talking about, she got some little cakes!

by 7secretsongs October 29, 2017

Junni cakes

The term said Usually in prison means your ass and in prison if a individual ask you do you want them I’d say yes if said no there is a 99% chance you’ll will be raped and if not in jail or prison you should be ok

Hey,want your junni cakes

by Instagram @macl0utt_ May 5, 2018

Cape

An attractive female much younger than yourself.

Person One: "Yo yo, did you see that cape just walk by?"
Person Two: "Dude, that girl is like 15!"

by Oh Burrell August 12, 2009

Dirty Caeser

The Dirty Caeser is a three part sexual act.

Ingredients:
- 1 shot cum
- 1 woman on her period
- Bottle of laxative

First, the woman has colon explosive shit where she doesn't wipe her ass.

Second, the man fucks the woman in the ass just untill he cums making sure he dips his dick deep enough to gets a nice rim of shit around the base of his shaft.

Lastly, the man pulls his dick out of the womans ass, cums on her pussy then fucks the woman while she is on her period.

Enjoy!

For her 21st birthday her friends bought her a Dirty Caeser and she was never the same.

by Clammer November 13, 2007

Baby Cakes

Originating from london its a term of endearment for someone you think is troubled

Them - Im always drink alone I keep thinking of that polish girl.
Me- are you ok baby cakes?

by joseSLondon June 22, 2016