Canadian Skittles 

little round balls of moose poo

I went to Canada and told my friend i like skittles and he said you have to try Canadian Skittles and he hands me a few brown balls, i asked what are these he said moose poo!

Canadian Skittles by Jaysinmnk November 14, 2010

canadian dream 

1. To live off welfare without ever working or putting any effort.

2. To be a parasite, usually depending on government handouts to survive.

"That dude has never worked in his life but he's living in that luxury condo in Toronto"

"Man, that sure is the Canadian dream eh?"

"Yeah, God bless welfare"

canadian dream by nagelotrurh September 2, 2008

canadian brunch 

When a man pours steaming maple syrup into a women's vagina and then sucks it out through a bendy straw

Last night was fucking insane, i gave some chick a canadian brunch.

canadian brunch by Lynnwood's finest March 13, 2009

Canadian Baday 

A device used for the removal of fecal matter from the undercarriage. A Canadian baday as opposed to the water operated models found elsewhere in the world, is actually comprised of a high-powered belt sander flipped upside down. Extremely effective. Entirely unsatisfactory.

I ran out of that there toilet paper doncha know. Guess i'll just use that old Canadian Baday.

Canadian Baday by oorah72 December 30, 2009

canadian clambake

While penetrating your Canadian bitch, you shove your cock balls deep into her asshole and realese your man juice, letting the cum ooze out of there onto a clam shell, then make her suck it out, like a raw clam

Yo John Canadian clambaked his woman last night at the party. Shit was crazy

canadian clambake by Lloyd banks January 5, 2014

canadian maple bath 

When you or your partner does not drink water for a long time period then showering you in pee as brown as maple syrup during. Noun

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Maple Bath

canadian maple bath by SupermanFSF December 30, 2016

canadian people

"people"

Daniel: I hate canadian people

canadian people by danieI December 22, 2020