Every time I look at that unlabeled poverty button on my dash, I'm reminded of the heated seats I couldn't afford.
by Durt McGurt November 14, 2023
The place on your car dash where a working button would go if you could afford a model other than the base.
by Durt McGurt July 01, 2024
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015
When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015
When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022
a title given to the place you touch in the back of your throat to vomit. where you stick your fingers all the way back to make yourself gag
by DeoxyHelix November 30, 2017
Got a promotion at work, my birthday is this weekend, Paul is definetly getting his stink button push in with ma fun switch.
by Paul Ingle is gay November 09, 2016