Taint Burger

A Sandwich made up of lettuce, tomatoes, onion, relish, mustard, and "cottage cheese". And of course some shit, it is eaten off of one's taint, and is best enjoyed with a warm glass of asparagus urine.

"Damn, this Taint Burger tastes like SHIT!"

"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"

by Mr. Shits on the run August 18, 2011

Drip Burger

A female with low sexual standards, likely disease ridden, and usually demands cream pies from her partners

Every once in a while a man craves a nasty drip burger.

by Tessieleeskimo November 18, 2011

Schnitzel burger

It's a half Czech and half Hungarian delicatesy consisting of chicken, lettuce, tomatoes and bread cake. Sometimes mistaken for common chicken burger however true schnitzel burger is only eaten by burger specialists.

Davidla just made me nicest Schnitzel burger ever.

by ReaLShizzleBurger August 22, 2012

mcdonalds burger ass

When having a flat ass but your ass is as flat as a mcdonal's burger patty and we all know how thin those pattys are !

That ass is so flat shes got a mcdonalds burger ass

by Stamy July 3, 2014

Durr burger French press

So basically you shit into someone’s mouth then you soak your balls in hot chocolate and put them in there eyes.

Last night I performed the Durr Burger French press.

by Sexy licking January 13, 2022

Bohemian Radishy Burger

A burger that comes with radish

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bohemian Radishy Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Cajun Gracefully Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a Cajun-spiced burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cajun Gracefully Burger you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018